‪#‎923微信訪談整理‬ Part.1三叔: 忽然又想做訪談了，怎麼

‪#‎923微信訪談整理‬ Part.1
三叔: 忽然又想做訪談了，怎麼辦？
Q：三叔，我告訴你哦，你老想做訪談說明你想我們了～快快做現實訪談或者稻米見面會好麼！我是新稻米，還沒有機會恭迎聖駕呢啊！！！座標北京～另外，三叔我們爆照你看見過沒啊～我挑了好久呢～嚶嚶～
A：要不要每次都要長途跋涉啊？
Q：三叔～為啥今兒劉天佐發微博，穿的戲服是西裝～記得在故事裡胖子只有在新月飯店穿過西裝啊～怎麼上來就拍這麼靠後的戲啊？
A：因為，因為那場戲屌啊。
Q：叔，劇裡雲彩還健在麼？為什麼沒有相關的演員的資訊呢？不會隨便找了個姑娘來演了吧？那隨便找個姑娘演的話，我可以不？我可以去韓國整容的！
A：驢蛋蛋靠你了。
Q:叔，你回我一句，雖說上次你放我們鴿子我說不愛你了，那是假的。
A：問個問題。
Q：從來沒想到你這麼快又來 還以為要再等至少一個月，幸福來得太突然，嗷嗚…【叔，你中秋吃的什麼月餅？】我今天都沒吃上月餅，哎，讓我聽聽解解饞。
A：胎盤餡的。
Q：叔最近在迴圈什麼歌～
A：老濕的平凡之路啊。
Q:三叔，盜墓是年底全球同步播出麼？
A：全球個鬼啊，老外看懂個球。
Q：叔，李易峰拍戲的時候楊洋在玩手機，劉天佐拍戲的時候楊洋在發呆。還有那個誰（忘記了）拍戲的時候楊洋在踢瓶子。。你造麼？！！
A：拍我的戲有那麼無聊嗎？
Q：對於不喜歡的需要各種編理由真討厭～
A：不喜歡的幹嘛要接觸？
Q:三叔，你的小助跑哪去了？沒工資跑了？
A：嗯，跑掉了。
Q:三叔，青銅門後面有啥啊？說一下嘛，好奇死我了。
A：膩害的。
Q:叔，在火鍋店可以偶遇你嗎？可不可以求籤名啊？？叔你回復我嘛回復我嘛，一個字也好啊
A：我又不可能天天去吃。。。。。。再好吃也不能這麼吃啊。
Q：哈哈哈哈哈哈啊哈哈怎麼辦啊叔我最近常常夢到跟你做羞羞的事。
A:可惜後臺看不到發貼人的性別，很忐忑。
Q:叔，做你助理需要哪些技能？比如護花，黑主，下廚什麼的？
A：吃的住二次元，Hold住三次元，聽得懂四次元。
Q：叔，你近期的工作主要是哪方面的？電視劇還是更文？
A：吃軟飯。
Q：叔，小哥為什麼在地底也能“感覺到一絲什麼？”他的能力已經擴張到意念力了嗎？
A:感覺到膀胱有一些溢滿。
Q:怎麼解決心情煩躁？
A:捏蠟燭火。
Q：叔，吳邪最幸福的時候是什麼時候？胖子最幸福的時候是什麼時候？
A:三叔還是三叔的時候，天真還是天真的時候。
Q:叔我當初迷戀你是因為你拍的那一組灰色襯衫的照片。我當時覺得好帥。
A:瘦的時候，外貌黨不可取。
Q：叔，他們說做數學卷子可以讓自己冷靜下來，叔暴走的時候是不是更文呢？
A：打太極啊。
Q：叔，正能量來點。我家小稻米正看著呢，他可未成年。
A：好好做卷子。
Q：三叔，什麼時候來帝都開火鍋店呀！
A：窮啊。
Q：叔，驢蛋蛋幫你做完一件事之後，要求你把全市最漂亮的母狗送給它做媳婦，你會怎樣？
A:給他一把剪刀。
Q:叔，小哥為什麼要摘吳邪家的蔥？因為白水燉蘑菇太沒滋味兒了嗎？
A：來也蔥蔥，去也蔥蔥。
Q:叔，我是一個男盜粉，要是我喜歡一個女盜粉，我應該跟她說什麼話？我們都在杭州。
A：我想和你在一起，時間不用很長，等這本書寫完了就分開，可以嗎？
Q：叔，到目前為止，你最驕傲的事還是盜墓筆記的出版嗎？有沒有超越這件事的？
A：還活著，還能笑。
Q：叔，可以把盜墓拍成秦時明月那樣的動畫麼？感覺那是國產裡最好的了。
A：嗯哪嗯哪。

ผลลัพธ์ (อังกฤษ) 1:

# 923 letters visit 談 finishing three tert-Part.1
: visit 談 suddenly want to do, and what is to be done?
Q: uncle, I tell you, Oh, you always wanted to visit 談 explain whatever you want we ~ fully furnished apartments right quick visit 談 or rice meet going well! I'm the new rice, still not quite Club Med welcomes San Jose 駕 it is!!! Standard Beijing ~ in addition, tri-tert-we're flat as you see over the not Ah ~ my pick for a long time it ~ 嚶 嚶 ~
A: do you always long way journey?
Q: This makes the tri-tert-~ er Chris LAU tianzuo issued by micro-blogging, just takes the suit is worn by Western equipment ~ blindness in fat only in Pupp Crescent worn over the story's popular West installation Ah ~ how come would take this on the back of just takes it?
A: because, because that stadium just takes the cock.
Q: uncle, Opera Bastille there a surname Choi still alive? Why did Actor Information impacts without it? Don't ' Club Med having found the girls come back, right? ' Whatever girl play said that I could not? I can go to Korea National plastic surgery!
A: 驢 eggs depending on you.
Q: uncle, you return to my sentence, said although the last time I say you let us 鴿 don't love you anymore, that's false.
A: ' problem problem problem.
Q: from the future without thinking of you here so fast and we still think will wait at least a month, happy come too suddenly, Oh Wu ... "uncle, you what Mid-Autumn Festival month 餅? "I didn't eat today 餅 last month, Hey, let me Ting Ting solution 饞.
A: Placenta 餡.
Q: Uncle recently are looped song ~
A: old I manage the ordinary way.
Q: uncle, prowl was broadcast worldwide by the end of the Tomb?
A: global ' ghost, ' foreigners understand ball.
Q: uncle, a dozen parties just takes the calculations 楊 Ocean play phone, Chris LAU tianzuo shoot just takes the calculations involved 楊 Yang stayed in release. You still have that one who (forget it) just takes the calculations 楊 Ocean is kicking the bottle ... So do you make?!
A: just takes that I can't talk about it?
Q: sorry need various kinds of bian reason not to like really discuss yan ~
A: why don't like Gan 觸?
Q: three uncles, your little run where? No public information go?
A: well, it ran away.
Q:Three uncles, green 銅 del Carmen back what? Say it, curiosity is killing me.
A: 膩 harm.
Q: uncle, Huo Guo Dian can meet you there? Can you find the pages name?? Uncle you reply me reply me, OK
A one word: I can't eat every day ... ... No good could this do to eat Ah.
Q: HA HA HA HA HA HA Ah Ah ha-what is to be done of tert-I always dream to be shy with you recently.
A: Unfortunately, Taiwanese do not see happen after 貼 of sex, is very disturbing.
Q: uncle, be your assistant what skills do I need? O flower, Dark Lord, a surname under what?
A: live to eat the second element, Hold in three dimensionsTing knows four dimensions.
Q: uncle, what is your recent work? TV reviews Opera Bastille still more?
A: eating software hotel.
Q: uncle, what makes the brother in the ground can also "Feeling to what a hex? "'Ve 擴 Zhang in his ability to convey you?
A: a Feeling that the bladder has some perfect spill.
Q: fan Mania mood what solutions?
A: pinch 蠟 燭 fire.
Q: uncle, Wu what is evil the happiest calculations calculations? Fat what is happiest calculations calculations?
A: Uncle still three uncles of calculations, innocent and still innocent of calculations.
Q: Uncle meigui earlier when you were because you took that photo of a group of gray unlined garment shirts. I have Billie Joe when time is worth.
A:Thin calculations and looks Dang is not desirable.
Q: uncle, do Userboxes/Mathematics papers they say you can make your own cool next fall, tert-eyed calculations isn't it?
A: playing Taiji.
Q: uncle, positive energy to come little. My little rice looking at it, he's underage.
A: take a test.
Q: uncle, why calculations come Teito Guo Dian open fire!
A: 窮 Ah.
Q: Uncle 驢 balls help after you finish one thing, you will be asked to send their most beautiful bitch in the city giving it the daughter-in-law, you'll how's it going?
A: giving him a pair of scissors.
Q: uncle, what makes the little brother to pick the House of Wu Xie Chuang? Because white double-boiled taste mushrooms so no er there?
A: future Chuang Chuang,Chuang Chuang.
Q: uncle, I am a fucking men prowl powder if I like one girl prowl powder, I am Ying with what she said said this? We are in Hangzhou.
A: I want to be with you, and Userboxes/Time not very long, as soon as it's finished Writing points to leave, can it?
Q: uncle, until now because, you 驕 best proud things still prowl Tomb Pen remember that publishing it? There is nothing beyond this thing?
A: still alive, still able to laugh.
Q: uncle, prowl into a Qin Tomb when the moon can be that kind of Animation? Feeling that's China production was the best here.
A: well well.

ผลลัพธ์ (อังกฤษ) 3:

Turn 923 Micro message at finishing the interview Part.1
uncle: suddenly want to do the interview, how to do?
Q: uncle, I tell you oh, you always want to do the interview that you want us to do interviews or rice quickly reality will meet good! I am a new rice, have not had the chance to welcome the Holy dringk ah!!! Coordinate Beijing ~ in addition, uncle we burst as you saw no ah ~ I picked it for a long time to go to
A: do you want to travel all the time?
Q: Uncle ~ why today Liu Tianzuo micro-blog, costume is suit to remember in the story only the fat in the crescent through the suit ah ~ how come up beat so back to play?
A: because, because the play Diao ah.
Q: uncle, show cloud still alive? Why not related to the actor's information? Not looking for a girl to play? It just to find a girl do it, I can't? I can go to Korea cosmetic surgery!
A: the donkey egg depending on you. Uncle
Q:, you back to me, even though you last let us dove I said don't love you, that is false.
A: ask a question.
Q: never thought you so soon again thought to wait at least a month, happiness comes too suddenly, awu... [TERT, you eat what the Mid Autumn Festival moon cakes? ] today I didn't eat the moon cake, hey, let me hear snack.
A: the placenta stuffing.
Q: uncle recently in the loop what song ~
A: old wet ordinary road ah.
Q: uncle, tomb is at the end of the global broadcast simultaneously?
A: Global a ghost ah, foreigners understand a ball.
Q: uncle, Yang Yang playing mobile phone when Li Yifeng was filming, Yang Yang when Liu Tianzuo was filming in a daze. And the WHO (forget) Yang Yang in the bottle kicking my.. You made?!!
A: take my drama is so boring?
Q: for didn't like to make up reason really hate ~
A: doesn't like why to contact?
Q: uncle, small approach you where to go? No wages run?
A: Well, run away.
Q:Uncle, what is the bronze behind the door? Say something well, I'm dying of curiosity.
A: greasy harm. Uncle
Q:, in Hot pot shop can encounter you? Can you find the signature ah?? Tert you reply me to reply to me, a word of it.
A: I could not every day to eat...... If something is not what to eat ah.
Q: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. How to do ah uncle recently I often dreamed about doing things with your shame.
A: but the background can not see the post sex, very perturbed. Uncle
Q:, do your assistant needs those skills? Such as flower, black kitchen, why?
A: eat to live and live in the three dimension two dimension, Hold,Understand the four dimension.
Q: uncle, your recent work which is? The TV or more paper?
A: a.
Q: uncle, brother why in the ground can also "feel a hint of what?" His ability has been extended to ideas of force?
A: felt the bladder has some overflow.
Q: how to solve the mood be agitated?
A: pinch wax candle.
Q: uncle, when Wu Xie the most happy is what time? When the fat the most happy is what time? When
A: uncle or uncle, when naive or innocent. Uncle
Q: I was infatuated with you is because that a group of gray shirt you take photos. I feel so handsome when.
A:When thin appearance, the party is not desirable.
Q: uncle, they said to do maths papers can calm down, when the tertiary go ballistic Is it right? More paper?
A: Tai Chi ah.
Q: uncle, the positive energy to the point. My little rice is watching, he can be a minor.
A: good exam.
Q: uncle, what time to royal park open Hot pot shop ah!
A: poor.
Q: uncle, after the donkey balls help you finish a thing, ask you to the most beautiful bitch gave it to do the daughter-in-law, will you?
A: gave him a pair of scissors. Uncle
Q:, brother why pick Wu Xie Jia onions? Because the white water stew mushrooms too flavor son?
A: to green,Go green. Uncle
Q:, I am a man stealing powder, if I love a girl steal powder, I should say: what would you say to her? We are in Hangzhou.
A: I want to with you, time is not long, and so this book finished separated, okay?
Q: uncle, so far, are you the most proud thing or tomb Notes published? There is no beyond this thing?
A: still alive, still smiling.
Q: uncle, can put the tomb into the Qin moon that animation? Feeling like it was the best in the domestic.
A: well what well what.