现在找个女朋友就像买了辆旧车。不在乎是几手的，就怕以前的车主还有钥匙，

现在找个女朋友就像买了辆旧车。不在乎是几手的，就怕以前的车主还有钥匙，时不时开出去溜溜。烧你的油不说，开坏了还得自己修！苹果才是水果界真正的老大，一个诱惑了夏娃，一个砸醒了牛顿，一个害了白雪公主，一个成为手机的老大，一个主宰了广场舞，一个霸占了平安夜~~~？平安夜多少女孩都是以吃苹果的名义被骗去吃香蕉,最后还喝了豆浆！苹果的英语怎么说：“挨炮”！一女在群里招亲：“今年谁愿陪姐过20151111光棍节，姐让他明年过父亲节。群里骚男一个个蠢蠢欲动，唯一群主巍然不动！一哥们试探道：哥为何如此淡定？群主呵呵一笑：从11.11到明年父亲节间隔仅剩7个多月，这爹当的冤啊！众棍猛悟，齐声道：这他妈才叫真正的坑爹啊。提前祝大家光棍节快乐！[呲牙][呲牙][呲牙]、

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Now look for a girlfriend is like buying a used car. Don't care how many hands, afraid the previous owners still have the keys, occasionally out yo. Heat your oil aside, opening broken have it myself! Apple is the fruit sector real boss and seduced Eve, a hit Newton, snow was a disaster, a cell phone leader, dominates the square dance, a commandeered on Christmas Eve ~ ~ ~? How many girls are on Christmas Eve to eat the Apple name is tricked into eating bananas, finally drank soy milk! Apple English saying: "get guns!" Both entertainment and a woman in the Group: "who would accompany sister 20151111 singles this year, I asked him to father's day next year. Group show men one by one in the wings, only a group of main stand firm! A man tempted said: why you so calm? The main group laugh: 11.11 to next year's father's day just 7 months apart, avenge dad when Ah! Sticks suddenly realize, unison said it fucking is really cheating. Wish you a happy singles! [Teeth] [Teeth] [Teeth],

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Now to find a girlfriend like buying a used car vehicle. Do not care about a few hands, afraid of previous owners also key, occasionally open out yo. Burn your oil is not that bad have their own open repair! Apple is the real boss fruit sector, a temptation of Eve, a hit awake Newton, a harm to Snow White, the phone has become a leader, a master of the square dance, an occupied ~~~ Christmas Eve? Christmas Eve how many girls are in the name of eating apples cheated out of bananas, and finally drink milk! Apple's English how to say: "endure gun!" One woman in the group to get married: "This year sister who want to stand over 20,151,111 Singles, sister let him next year over Father's Day group in Sao male one around the corner, the only main group does not move a buddy temptation towering Road:! Brother why so calm ? samantha chuckled: Father's Day next year from 11.11 to intervals remaining more than seven months, this father's injustice when all stick ah Meng Wu, in unison:!. that his mother should be the real pit father ah I wish you all in advance bachelor Happy Day! [bared teeth] [bared teeth] [bared teeth],

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